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Happy lazy dog English Bulldog on a leather armchair sofa

“Muuuuum, Tinker’s done his business in the rumpus room!

“Well, clean it up then.”

“Do I have to? It’s all over my foot.”

“Here Mum, this is for you.”

“And why would I want that? Eeeewww”

“Well, see there, something shiny – I think that’s the ring you lost!”

“Wow thanks. You could have at least cleaned it up for me.”

“Well I would have but…”

“But what?”

“Look closer. There’s a stone missing.”

“Just lovely!”

“No need to be sarcastic Mum. Look I wiped this off my foot and saved it for you. Just in case the stone is there!”